Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science, technology ? Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true on DD3 or or 7th sea? Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive, study oceanography ? Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand when your team and others meet. (Chorus:) In the Grog, yes, you can play to Bushido. In the Grog, yes, you can give your soul to the Bosco. In the Grog, come on now people, make a stand. In the Grog, can't you see we need a hand. In the Grog, come on, protect the RPG-land. In the Grog, come on and join your fellow, man. In the Grog, come on, people, and make a stand. In the Grog, in the Grog. They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit! If you like adventure don't you wait to enter the recruiting office fast. Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait; they're signing up new seamen fast. Maybe you are too young to join up today but don't you worry 'bout the thing for I'm sure there will be always the good Grog protecting the RPG. They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit! They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit! ..But..but..but I'm afraid of D20! ..hey..hey..look, men... I get seasick even reading Maggus ! They want You! - Oh my goodness! They want you! - What am I gonna do in a starship ? They want you! They want you! In the Grog.